It kind of feels like everything is happening in slow motion today. That could be normal for a Sunday but I'm feeling lazier than usual. For example I didn't even wash today I just rubbed my face with a wet sock.
Today's papers offer a Potpourri of useless crap as usual. I deliberately don't read allot of local papers because they just contain adverts for property, pictures of 50 year old men signing on top of tractors and stories about local freedom fighters or criminals as they are better known spending their wealth on holidays in the sun and making up silly nicknames for each other. Billy "the purple prat" Killop or something similar.
Here's what caught my eye today anyway;
The mail trailblazer's like a journalistic Ranulph Fiennes. This week they have stories ranging from Benefit Cheats who enjoy holidays and lavish take aways (shocking), Sky divers who fall 2,400 feet and survive (miraculous or just plain stupidity?) to bitching about Ted Kennedy and his Pro IRA tendencies (don't mention him turning down a visa for Gerry Adams or endorsing a power sharing assembly that recognised partition) and the usual sunday round of up celebs slagging other celebs and female celebrities who have the audacity to be photographed looking old or without makeup.
There is a great story about my comedy hero Stewert Lee. He is having a right go at the top gear presenter and all round annoying cunt Richard Hammond, famous for nearly dying in a car crash. There is also the obligatory story about Tom Cruise being shorter than his wife.
Only read the mirror for about a 2 minutes. Read the sporting tips by Derek Mc Govern and the synopsis of the Arsenal game.
NOTW leads with stories about Jordan and Kerry Katona. From mothers of the year to coke takers. More shocking secrets about M J like he wore socks in bed, ate his own poo and probably was secretly married to Steven Mc fadden.
Some nice photos of my redheaded favouties Jerry Halliwell and Lindsay Lohan. I have a thing for redheads and I think these two need to hook up for awhile. As an experiment you understand not for my own titillation.
The times has some proper journalism. Not really interesting in the way that the other scratch and sniff broad sheets are. There is a good feature on actor Michael Fassenbender star of Hunger and Inglourious Basterds. I like him.
The rest of my paper round up does not interest me so God knows what you would think about it.
