First of all it goes without saying that it was no classic. Celtic were game but lacked the ammunition to dent Arsenals shell. I did feel aggrieved for Celtic and Chubbly Artur Boruc in particular. The keeper clearly pulled out of a challenge with Eduardo but somehow Eduardo's theatrics convinced the Ref that it was a penalty. It was very harsh on Celtic who were coping well with Arsenals brand of "we are nearly there, no point in breaking sweat" type tip toe tapping. Anyway Eduardo scored and from then on I was actually willing Celtic to score so that Arsenal would start to play like it mattered to them.
The fourth Arsenal goal and the second on the night was a brilliant shot from outside the box by Eboue (who is so bad he is cult). He was my man of the match which really is the ultimate definition of fantasy football. Arshavin scored another to make it 5-0 on aggregate and this was turning into the exhibition I had hoped it would. Wiltshire and Ramsey looked comfortable. At the end Celtic scored a consolation which was top drawer via Donati.
Alex Ferguson the cunt was seen texting during the match. This man has no manners. I bet he licks his knife after disecting his deep fried mars bar. Anyway I would not be surprised if he later spat at one of the disabled fans.
Overall it was a good old romp. We play Manchester United who by all accounts are constantly cunts and that should be a sterner test. We have Celtic a rap over the knuckles but I am expecting to have to take down United pants and administer a good old fashioned spanking. Wot Wot.
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