I couldn't let it lie!

The Daily Mail had one of those stories engineered to warm the cockles of the heart today about a Chimp who is raising an orphaned Puma cub.
Nice story?
Cute pictures yeah?
But is it? Take a closer look. Now SLAP YOURSELF IN THE FACE FOR BEING SO GULLIBLE!
Like that old biddy Miss Marple the author of those saucy womens books I couldn't keep my nose out and I did a little investigating of my own.

That's right I have uncovered the truth behind these fluffy wuffy pictures and I know it will probably be explosive stuff. Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen. I give you FORBIDDEN LOVE!!!!

4 MONTH OLD WAS LURED VIA A CHAT ROOM INTO THE CLUTCHES OF THIS SEXUAL DEVIANT.
POLICE SAY HE HAS PREVIOUS BUT BUNGLING OFFICIALS LET HIM GO
HERE ARE SOME PICTURES..THEY'RE APPARENT LOVE FOR EACH OTHER BETRAYS A DARKER SECRET
SHE HAS FALLEN FOR HIS CHARMS, PROMISES OF ADVENTURES.
Anjana which coincidentally rhymes with Punjana is a Chimp. Or as Chief Inspector Antler of the South Carolina Sheriffs Department said on Saturday afternoon, A predator who lures unsuspecting and vulnerable young cubs via Internet chat rooms like Msn. He charms them with tales of the jungle and stories of tea and picnics in the park but behind this is a more sinister motive. "He is a dangerous sexual deviant. Make no bones about that!" Said the Chief. Clearly upset he said that Anjana had been released by bungling officials at the County Psychiatric Ward. "He saw a loop hole and he jumped through it like it was a tire".
Their apparent love for each other is nothing more than a sham. Behind it lies a darker secret.
"Take a look at the pictures God Damn! This Angina person should be castrated or a least electrocuted. This cub has been duped!" Exclaimed Mss Tusk a passerby who was not asked for her opinion but offered one anyway.
I attempted to reach a spokesman at the Psychiatric ward that Anjana was housed at but all they would say was that he was a good boy, was 100 years old and liked to smoke cigars. How he managed to get online and make use of msn is a cloudier issue. A source told me "He is a damaged Chimp. His parents were blasted into Space on the Apollo 5 mission. They wanted to see what would happen if 2 chimps attempted to have a tea party in space. They died. There's no air up there see, in Space like".

This story has chilling reminders of a similar case that happened in 50's India. A young boy, lets call him Mojwai became lost by his tribe and ws groomed by a Puma and a singing Bear. After being passed from one animal to the next the barely clothed child became the play thing of a group of Monkeys convinced he had the secret of mans red fire. He was later rescued and put to work in a factory making Adidas football boots. He smokes 40 cigs a day.

So there you have it. Never take anything for granted and don't be afraid to stick your big nosey face into any one's business.