This is an update on my one sided feud with Celebrity Milf Claudia Winkleman.
Turns out it wasn't Claudia Winkleman but just someone I assumed was her. They both have the same first name see. It turns out this person was someone on twitter that I followed because she was a friend of my celebrity crush Emma Kennedy the comedy writer. It only dawned on me when she rose to my bait. I asked her if she had admitted defeat after I pointed out her name is latin for "lame". But no she rather poshly responded by saying she had studied Latin at Oxford. After owning me yet again I finally realised she was just a single middle aged cat enthusiast. Albeit a very engaging and pretty one.
As it turns out she is smarter, sexier and funnier than the real Claudia Winkleman. I might be able to keep our feud going for awhile but she is a supremely intelligent woman and will no doubt bore of my advances. That and I suspect she might not be too enthusiastic about MEN.
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